jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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yellowbrickrose:

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yellowbrickrose:

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jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

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baptisms:

nicknames to call your bf/gf

  • cutesy bootsy
  • soft buttcheeks
  • super high school level baby
  • egg
  • free real estate
  • spy kids 3d: game over
  • slobbo
  • will ferrell 

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plasticbagvevo:

plasticbagvevo:

lady gaga? why not gentleman gaga? end racism now!

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skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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shippery:

I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE


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anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

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